Shorty Jones - Male Dwarf Troll Slayer, WHFRP
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Smarty Jones
Dwarf Mercenary

BACKGROUND
Birthplace: 
Family:  Father:
Mother:
Social Level:  Common
Religion: 
Class:  Warrior
Career:  Mercenary

Background:  Smarty has a love for alcohol, as with any other Dwarf, though it seems Smarty can drink other Dwarfs, even some Dwarf women, under the table. It's not that Smarty is a bad fella you see, it's just that he's a Troll Slayer. What that means is that he messed up real bad when he was younger and has a life debt to pay to fix the problem. Now, this life debt means that he has to die to fix the blemish on his honor, figure out who gave him the dishonor and prove someone other than himself is guilty, or complete something next to impossible to be absolved by the patron he erred against.
      This is a story that is sad. Though wrongfully accused, the only way to keep his families honor within the clan was to go on a death hunt. What he was accused of was slaying the Prince of the clan. Smarty was a palace guard you see, and was on duty when the Prince was slain. Rushing to see about the altercation he heard, he found the prince dead and the room empty of anyone. When the rest of the guards rushed the room they found Smarty holding the Prince, yelling for help. Since he was the only one in the room and his axe was now covered in the Princes blood(since it was discarded by his side), Smarty was imprisoned and tried. He was found guilty and sentenced to death. Since his family had served the Kings family for as many generations as were recorded the King allowed Smarty his Death Hunt, a right of the accused, under one condition, he was never to return to the Citadel unless he was dead or had concrete proof and the body of the alleged assassin.
      Thus started the whirl-wind adventure known as Smarty Jones. In case you haven't guessed that's not his real name. He refuses to tell anyone his real name until his honor is restored. The one thing that never, NEVER leaves his side is the note that gives directions to the citadel and whom to speak to if he is found dead. That way his family honor can be restored. Other than that about the only thing that stands out about him is his favorite saying, "Kill it, Drink it or Eat it, either way it's about to be history".
      This is his story, and a record is being kept here:

      Smarty's Journal
      Smarty's Warhammer FRP Statistics

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